Christmas - Printable Version

it is december and it's almost christmas time

i was wondering what you are gonna to do on christmas day

1st Christmasday: I'm going to my girlfriend

2nd Christmasday: searching for furniture @ Ikea

So, i have this year a simple christmastime

Most likely I'll stay in the house most of the day then go out with friends.

Somebody post the BB code for a countdown

im getting a new comp most likely...

2.4ghz dual core, 3gb ram, 9800GT/GTX, 1tb hdd, 22" widescreen, wireless card

so yea... fun!

Family meal at our house

I'm getting James Bond QOS, Resistance 2 and Prince of Persia on PS3.......plus some stuff i don't know about

woo

already had some other presents from friends too, we had our own unofficial xmas last month

The original plan was actually for me to stay home alone as my parents and my brother had decided that leaving me home alone and spending a few hours at the casino was a great idea, but today the plans changed; I'm going to my step grandmother's house for supper and presents opening in the morning.

Christmas is a hectic time for me at work and at school (we have exams straight after). Spare time is unlikely this holiday, but I've been meaning to catch up on the fall season, some films and even some site development

Most probably an arguementative, envious and self indulgent christmas. I'll be staying out of the way.

This Christmas is going to be strange seeing as my mum's working dayshift (and I can't remember the last time that happened...in fact, I believe the last time it was my dad that was working...yes, someone has to look after the sick patients in hospital) so won't be opening the presents until the afternoon when my gran comes up and then we have christmas dinner (of course the dog will be getting her christmas dinner with us too

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Spending time with family. Receiving present... Eating wayyy too many strawberry and orange cremes.

Sounds nice

I'm spending my time with family either

On 2nd Christmasday i'm going to work

There's a 2nd Christmas day?

I'm going to a party in the week, Christmas Eve I'll prolly have a few beers and Christmas day I'll be opening/giving presents and having a big roast =D

Christmas eve I'm in work (N)

Christmas, family day - giving presents, seeing boyfriend later on - giving presents, lazy night in.
Boxing day, work again (n)

then most likely out to town at night.

Then alll the fun is over as its back to work, work, work, work, then eventually college.

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Except for my son Billy's pet mouse named Chris.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.

Anyway, my wife in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Were asleep after a long day of Christmassy crap.
When then, from the chimney, there arose quite a clamour,
"There's someone in the house" my frightened wife stammered.
I reached for the bedside, grabbed my handgun and said,
"This trespasser's getting an ass full of lead"

I crept down the stairway, and slid down the hall,
And, handgun in hand, I peered 'round the wall.
The burglar wore red, and stood fat and stout,
With a large burlap sack, to hold jewelry no doubt.
Who this guy was, I just couldn't place,
For a bushy white beard covered most of his face.

Now, I'm not a bad person, I think you'd agree,
But you just don't break into a man's house, you see.
"Hey you" I said, as he spun 'round with a twitch,
"Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!"
I fired a shot as he dove to the floor.
Through a flurry of tinsel, I fired twice more.
"Please stop!" he yelled loudly, "You don't understand"
"Stay away from my family, you disgusting old man"

With his finger on his nose, he lept with a burst,
And dashed for the fireplace, but I got there first.
I pushed the muzzle into his beard white as snow,
When suddenly a small voice behind me cried "No!"

I turned 'round and saw it was Billy, my son.
With his pet mouse in hand, he said "Put down the gun.
What are you doing? Don't you know who that is?
Couldn't you tell by that red hat of his?
That's Santa Claus, dad. It's jolly Saint Nick.
Now put down the gun. Come on, don't be a dick."
Billy was right, this old man meant no harm.
I holstered my gun, as he outstretched his arm.
In a flash he took the gun right out of its holder,
And fired a shot into my left shoulder.

"Goddamnit!" I cried as I fell to the floor,
While the burglar made haste toward the jewelry drawer.
"I feel kind of bad" he said, filling his sack,
"But you believe in Santa, so cut me some slack.
Maybe next time someone breaks into your house,
You won't listen to some six year old kid with a mouse."

Then he yelled, as he ran off with my bigscreen TV,
"Merry Christmas to all. Well, maybe to me!"

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