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O.P. (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread
Here is one for all the "older" gents...

Ellis Rubenfeld, an man in Florida owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening Ellis decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked "

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men can still think fast.
01-24-2005 01:46 AM
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(Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by matty on 01-24-2005 at 01:46 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by WDZ on 01-24-2005 at 01:48 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by -dt- on 01-24-2005 at 02:25 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by L. Coyote on 01-24-2005 at 02:29 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by kao on 01-24-2005 at 04:07 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by marissa on 01-24-2005 at 04:12 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by ~INVASION~ on 01-24-2005 at 05:34 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by Pipish on 01-24-2005 at 08:57 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by user27089 on 01-24-2005 at 10:02 AM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by Vilkku on 01-24-2005 at 11:56 AM
RE: RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by M73A on 01-25-2005 at 01:19 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by RaceProUK on 01-24-2005 at 12:11 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by John Anderton on 01-24-2005 at 12:25 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by Wabz on 01-24-2005 at 02:26 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by Pyroteq on 01-24-2005 at 03:06 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by ayjay on 01-24-2005 at 05:33 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by _Humphreys on 01-24-2005 at 05:41 PM
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread - by Kryptonate on 01-24-2005 at 05:53 PM
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