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RE: What's canada like?
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what Canada is like.
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What's canada like? - by Nathan on 07-30-2008 at 11:35 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by ShawnZ on 07-30-2008 at 11:41 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 07-30-2008 at 11:44 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nagamasa on 07-30-2008 at 12:14 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Patchou on 07-30-2008 at 02:11 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Phillip on 07-30-2008 at 02:17 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 07-30-2008 at 02:42 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Basilis on 07-30-2008 at 02:52 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by matty on 07-30-2008 at 03:10 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Felu on 07-30-2008 at 03:11 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 07-30-2008 at 03:27 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Voldemort on 07-30-2008 at 03:51 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by matty on 07-30-2008 at 04:06 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Patchou on 07-30-2008 at 04:07 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by roflmao456 on 07-30-2008 at 04:11 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by absorbation on 07-30-2008 at 04:15 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by vaccination on 07-30-2008 at 04:28 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by MeEtc on 07-30-2008 at 04:36 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Voldemort on 07-30-2008 at 06:38 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 07-30-2008 at 07:52 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Curtis on 07-30-2008 at 08:32 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by kotjze on 07-30-2008 at 08:48 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by MeEtc on 07-30-2008 at 08:53 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by aNILEator on 07-30-2008 at 09:48 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Lou on 07-30-2008 at 09:56 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Svip on 07-30-2008 at 10:54 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by absorbation on 07-30-2008 at 11:01 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Joe on 07-30-2008 at 11:35 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by marissa on 07-31-2008 at 12:29 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Lou on 07-31-2008 at 12:40 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Curtis on 07-31-2008 at 12:57 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Lou on 07-31-2008 at 01:07 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by kotjze on 07-31-2008 at 01:09 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Curtis on 07-31-2008 at 03:29 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Chrono on 07-31-2008 at 06:05 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by prashker on 07-31-2008 at 06:07 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by marissa on 07-31-2008 at 06:46 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Curtis on 07-31-2008 at 07:18 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by vaccination on 07-31-2008 at 09:59 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Svip on 07-31-2008 at 03:24 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Lou on 07-31-2008 at 07:19 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by vaccination on 07-31-2008 at 07:26 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by marissa on 07-31-2008 at 11:18 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by prashker on 08-01-2008 at 02:01 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by albert on 08-01-2008 at 02:28 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Chris4 on 08-01-2008 at 03:44 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by ipab on 08-01-2008 at 03:50 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Kenji on 08-01-2008 at 04:23 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by ipab on 08-01-2008 at 04:56 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by marissa on 08-01-2008 at 07:02 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by vaccination on 08-01-2008 at 09:24 AM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 08-01-2008 at 01:42 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by ipab on 08-01-2008 at 02:04 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Voldemort on 08-01-2008 at 03:41 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by ipab on 08-01-2008 at 04:09 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Voldemort on 08-01-2008 at 04:39 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by ipab on 08-01-2008 at 05:02 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by mezzanine on 08-01-2008 at 10:54 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Basilis on 08-01-2008 at 10:59 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by ipab on 08-04-2008 at 04:21 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 08-04-2008 at 04:43 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by absorbation on 08-04-2008 at 04:53 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Nathan on 08-04-2008 at 05:16 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by user27089 on 08-04-2008 at 05:32 PM
RE: What's canada like? - by Moaner on 09-06-2008 at 05:21 PM


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