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     Chris goes to see his friend Tony.  Tony's wife Sara answers the door and says that Tony has gone shopping, but Chris can wait if he wants.  After a few minutes Chris says, 'Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen.  I'd give you £100 if I could just see one.'
     Sara thinks about this for a minute and figures what the hell - 100 quid for a flash!  So she opens her robe and shows a boob.  Chris politely thanks her, pulls two £50 notes from his pocket and throws them on the table.  Then Chris says, 'I've just got to see the both of them - I'll give you another £100 if I could see the both of them together.'
     Sara thinks, 'For £100?' then opens her robe and gives Chris a long look.  He throws another £100 on the table, then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
     A while later, Tony arrive home, 'Your weird friend Chris came over.' his wife tells him.  'Great', says Tony.  'Did he leave the £200 he owes me?'
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01-22-2005 09:35 PM
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RE: Tony's Wife
i think i've seen this on a commercial, or heard it on the internet before or somethin..... lol
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:rofl:

That's funny. I think I've seen this one somewhere. :P

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01-22-2005 09:42 PM
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Yes, I heard it before, but it's still very funny :lol:
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01-22-2005 09:46 PM
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I seen this on another website forum. :grin:
01-22-2005 10:17 PM
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never see it before............its ace :lol:
01-22-2005 10:36 PM
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:d
01-23-2005 12:04 AM
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rofl
01-23-2005 12:05 AM
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funny stuff
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:lol: ahaah that rox0rized ive seen one seemed but it was slightly different :P
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