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Funny Conversations

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the bloody plants




<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> |    .
<Ouroboros> .    |
<tag> |  .
<Ouroboros>    . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros>      | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops



<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f***er"



<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some f4g named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you BASTARD




<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind




<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.




t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT F4G
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right




<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense




<mooseondaloose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<mooseondaloose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<mooseondaloose> bastard




-This one is kind of offence-

(nevermind I better not put this convo in lol)





A Must see for anyone who hates those forward mail lists.


http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/swf/ma...lepop-soapbox4.swf







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Paradox Fever
Nobody goes to that restaurant, because it is too crowded.

Don't go near the water, till you have learned how to swim.

The man who wrote such a stupid sentence, can not write at all.

If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.

The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

I am a liar. Can u trust me?  (this one is my favorite)



Think about these
Your mission is to not accept this mission. Do you accept?

This girl goes into the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead the girl was never born, if she was never born she never killed her grandmother and she was born. 

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow,".... What will the temperature be?

Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be no?






This Place never gets old... its always there and i always wonder, who pays for this??

http://www.something.com

This place brings back good old memories, i always die of laughter. I always wonder who pays for this too...

http://www.zombo.com (with sound)






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Question:

What happens if you are in a car travelling the speed of light, and you turn your headlights on?


Joke

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room.

"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by

a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."






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Lets see if you can do this..

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is thirty cat
This is seconds cat.

Now read the THIRD word in each line from the top.


question:

0 is false, 1 is true, correct?

Answer: 1

do you get it? ... think


This post was edited on 09-28-2005 at 05:17 PM by WDZ.
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RE: Bored? This will keep you busy..
LoL where do getting this stuff this must be the third thread about random crap youve found.....:P

hilarious though:lol:


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:lol:

I was actually in hysterics when reading this :lol:.
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lmfao:P great! i love jokes and things like this (Y) very good random crap (Y)

quote:
Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice

-This one is kind of offence-

(nevermind I better not put this convo in lol)
PLEASSSE
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omg... why are people so stupid.. i sent my friend the password one over msn..:

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<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.
Ben   very very happy says:
lol
Ben   very very happy says:
is he jus havin him on


STUPID >.<

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Lol we want more crap!
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yes sir mr linx05, coming right up haha lol, so am i like "the thread crap guy" now lol hahah

are you really sure you want to see the offended one? I dont think i shoulld put it on, i dont wanna get booted, even though im not the one who wrote it lol
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are you really sure you want to see the offended one? I dont think i shoulld put it on, i dont wanna get booted, even though im not the one who wrote it lol

pm me it and let me judge;) :P

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Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice
are you really sure you want to see the offended one? I dont think i shoulld put it on, i dont wanna get booted, even though im not the one who wrote it lol

pm me it and let me judge;) :P



hahaha ok i will, its one of those conversations, one of those IRC convos or wahtever you call them
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lmfao:P if i was jewish i don't think id be offended... but maybe thats just me...

great joke though:P

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