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Guns don't kill people, rappers do.

"You were cute as a child....what the hell happened??"

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Originally posted by Rubber Stamp
"You were cute as a child....what the hell happened??"

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I became sexy

Update: Some of ma old nicks
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
Drain Bamaged.
Im knot dumb.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

nobody is perfect, i am perfect example.

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Originally posted by TheGeek
Guns don't kill people, rappers do.

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Originally posted by albinoblacksheep.com


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"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then its ping pong "

ive got a few....

sorry for the crudeness of some of them...:
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If a jobs worth doing... do it well. If its not worth doing... give it to wdz

There's no 'i' in 'team'. but there's 'Iran' in 'Uranium'.

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

As hard as a priest in a playground.

Sweating like a pedofile in mother care.

Mad as a bottle of crisps.

The bishop came to our church today, he was a fucking imposter... never moved diagonally once.

........................................... Wheres Pacman when you need him?

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it  works on all genders.

ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship... who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh  bouncy.

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio....Why doesn't she just move?

100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I  started doing it to them at funerals.

You move quicker than a nuns first curry.

As tight as a ducks butt.

Tighter than a nuns cu*t.

Most eunachs have got more balls than you.

Im orderin a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster

I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that.

Its all fun until someone gets hurt....
then its hillarious!

Student: sorry
Teacheron't say sorry if you don't mean it
Student:but I do mean it
Teacher:no you don't you're going to do it again in 5 minutes

happend at school with a substitute and now everyone is saying it

<seen on a camouflage shirt>

Ha! now you can't see me!