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my friend wants a short 15 line poem on the topic Humour. is there anyone here who writes poems and stuff and will be able to help me out a bit?

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Originally posted by UTI

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i think he wants unique and creative poems from the members here and not copyrighted poems.

You should take a look at the Poetry section over at DeviantArt:

http://browse.deviantart.com/poetry/humor/?view=1&order=9&limit=24

thanx for the link to deviant...and yeah, xJ + is right.

I am quite the poet and I DO know it.
I won loads in my school Poem competitions I mean and loads to magazines and stuff. If you still need one

I'm sad no one thought of me.. www.poetry.lp15.com

But anyways.. I suck at humorous poems, sorry.

Yeah I'll try and wip one up for you

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Originally posted by JadeRovo
If you still need one

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i do.
actually, i need a poem about humour and not a humorous poem. humour as a topic and not as a theme.
can some one help me with this please?
ill be very grateful.
thanks.

not what you need, but i still find this funny

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Originally posted by Lt. Commander Data, Star trek: The Next Generation

Ode To Spot

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Data, "Schisms"

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