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Man Charged With Having Sex With Cow
A man has been charged with unlawful sex with an animal after he told police how he used to visit a farm after frequenting nearby strip clubs. The farm owners had installed motion detecting cameras after noticing footprints on their land.
Harold G. Hart admitted to visiting the farm on over 50 occasions and tying ropes around the heiffers necks to subdue them prior to commencing his bovine lovemaking experience. He stressed that he never did it while seeing his girlfriend or wife.
The 63 year old Neillsville man faces additional charges of disorderly conduct and two of obstructing an officer. He could receive up to nine months in jail for each offence.
Now this is funked up, some people are just too desprate.