its in english, but u need to understand french to get it
Once upon a time there was a rich snail and he wanted to buy a new
car. He went to the car dealership and ordered a custom Benz, with a
gold S on the door. The dealer obliged, and called the snail the
following week to inform him that his new car was ready for pickup.
As the snail sunk into his plush leather drivers seat, the dealer's
curiosity got the better of him. He asked the snail, "Excuse me sir,
if I may ask, what is the gold S on your car door for? Snail?
Superstar????" The snail replied...
..."Well, when I'm zooming down the highway at 100 miles per hour, I want
everyone to look at me and say, look at that S-Car Go!
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