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O.P. Tony's Wife
Chris goes to see his friend Tony. Tony's wife Sara answers the door and says that Tony has gone shopping, but Chris can wait if he wants. After a few minutes Chris says, 'Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you £100 if I could just see one.'
Sara thinks about this for a minute and figures what the hell - 100 quid for a flash! So she opens her robe and shows a boob. Chris politely thanks her, pulls two £50 notes from his pocket and throws them on the table. Then Chris says, 'I've just got to see the both of them - I'll give you another £100 if I could see the both of them together.'
Sara thinks, 'For £100?' then opens her robe and gives Chris a long look. He throws another £100 on the table, then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later, Tony arrive home, 'Your weird friend Chris came over.' his wife tells him. 'Great', says Tony. 'Did he leave the £200 he owes me?'
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