Shoutbox

ive got a few....

sorry for the crudeness of some of them...:
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If a jobs worth doing... do it well. If its not worth doing... give it to wdz

There's no 'i' in 'team'. but there's 'Iran' in 'Uranium'.

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

As hard as a priest in a playground.

Sweating like a pedofile in mother care.

Mad as a bottle of crisps.

The bishop came to our church today, he was a fucking imposter... never moved diagonally once.

........................................... Wheres Pacman when you need him?

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it  works on all genders.

ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship... who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh  bouncy.

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio....Why doesn't she just move?

100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I  started doing it to them at funerals.

You move quicker than a nuns first curry.

As tight as a ducks butt.

Tighter than a nuns cu*t.

Most eunachs have got more balls than you.

Im orderin a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster

I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that.