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hahaha, it wasnt me who wrote it! keep that in mind lol, but do you think its inapropriate to post it in public? lol

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Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice
hahaha, it wasnt me who wrote it! keep that in mind lol, but do you think its inapropriate to post it in public? lol

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comedians get away with a lot worse... and your sort of the comedian of this thread so don't see why not..

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Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice
-This one is kind of offence-

(nevermind I better not put this convo in lol)

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Advice: never second-guess yourself. If you think its offensive, it probably is. As a moderator on another site, I clean up the trash every day, and am libel for rude and disrespectful comments posted against others.

Save your Rep. If its bad, don't post it.

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Originally posted by MeEtc

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Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice
-This one is kind of offence-

(nevermind I better not put this convo in lol)

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Advice: never second-guess yourself. If you think its offensive, it probably is. As a moderator on another site, i clean up the trash every day.

If its bad, don't post it.

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Thats what I was thinking...

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Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice
Funny Conversations

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All of those are from http://bash.org/?top

A great page to read if you have some time... really hilarious stuff...

yea thats the site for the IRC convos...

question, what was wrong with the evolution of man picture?

OMG i was reading that site.... i found this:

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Originally posted by irc site...

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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anubis? from msgplus?

and this was really funny:

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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worth the read

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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

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<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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you just gotta laugh

i love this site how often is it updated?

hahhaa, that one was halarious . There are a lot more on the site, but its alooottt to read, and some of them are really stupid, but others are halarious