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Not the gum drop button!

-_- Funnier when the gingerbread man says it

Shrek 2

Jack Sparrow:Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

not only do i hav an addiction to that movie and Jack Sparrow and johnny dep.. But i love that line!

Not from a movie but I rofled!!


At least I went down like a man..  -  Skinner

You look like a Malaysian transexual!  -  Edna

Nakamura: Nonsense! There's no proof at all that you are a living, thinking life form!!
Puppetmaster: And can you offer me proof of your existence? How can you, when neither modern science nor philosophy can explain what life is?
-Ghost in the shell-

"Go to your home! are you to good for your home?!?" - Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore)

mystery men quotes:

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

Invisible Boy:"I'm invisible! Can you see me?"
All: "yes..."
The Bowler: "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today."

"Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling?"
"No, the guy at the pro shop did it."

"Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering."

or Zoolander:

[looking at the model for the Derek Zoolander House for Children who Can't Read Good]
Mugatu: "I Present to you, The Derek Zoolander House for Children Who Can't Read Good."
Zoolander: "WHAT IS THIS A CENTER FOR ANTS???!!! *throws the model on ground* How are the children supposed to read if they can't even fit in the building?? It has to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!"
Mugatu: [stunned look] ".... Your right!"

Hey! Omar! this is the sound of a feeling that's caught in my head, makes me think about something you said, from my positively all-time way far favourite movie; Da Shawshank Redemption.  What does this mean?  Any fool can see, even though I see, hear, touch and theeennn feel nothing of you, and I, I want to feeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll! .... still, we remain connected and theeennn in my hour of desperate need, I feel closer to Omar! oh my my my myne again. Sometimes life can be so grand!

Hey! Traxor! re: *excerpt your comment "what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" ... I'm so inspired , there's nothing left to say. ... Or do, ...unless you have a strong imagination!

not frm a movie but from the radio (triple j last breakfast show in australia), cant remember it exactly but a volunteer came up. Adam: he calls him self Bower, like power but with a b
Will: hes a banker, like wanker but with a b

how can everyone forget

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Titanic :
I'm the king of the world !!!

Dude, Where's My Car?

Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse: Oh yeah.
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Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No "and then"!
Chinese Food Intercom: And then!

You must see that part ... the intercom keeps saying and then, so funny

Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!
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[Jeese and Chester come across an ostrich]
Jesse: Dude, it's a llama!
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[Chester refuses to leave a strip club]
Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!
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[As Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt]
Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too.
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Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
Jesse: Shibby!
Chester: Low five.
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[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
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Another so funny:

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
[Chester slaps him]
Jesse: Thanks, dude.
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Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.
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Chester: Is that a barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it isn't a barn!
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Jumpsuit Chick #1: If you are Jesse and Chester, maybe we will give you erotic pleasure.
Jesse: That's us!
Chester: Right here!
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[first lines]
Jesse: What's up?
Chester: Animal Planet!
Jesse: Man, I just had the craziest dream.
Chester: About what?
Jesse: I don't remember
[chuckles]
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Alien Nordic Dude #1: Could you please tell us where we may find the continuum transfuctioner?
Chinese Foooood Lady: And then?
Alien Nordic Dude #1: And then we may go and get it?
Chinese Foooood Lady: And then?
[Pause]
Alien Nordic Dude #2: Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?
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Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey.



Sorry for the big post .. couldnt resist ... i just love that movie

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Originally posted by MessEnGer
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

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Yeahh!! i forgot ... thats funny