Your wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; 
Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.
Whenever something bad happens you reach for 
the pause button.
You can microwave and eat a pizza pop using only 
your feet.
You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro 
Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to 
skateboard.
You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your 
apartment.
The only joystick you play with anymore is 
plugged in to your Xbox.
You've decided you won't go outside anymore due 
to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low 
playability.'
You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in 
case you make it to the next level on Vice City.
Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the 
controller, you can't even tie your shoes.
You ask your doctor how many lives you have left. 
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to 
other friends who are addicted to video games.
Not true for the last one 
