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O.P. Condom joke!
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the
girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?" She
says "Sure. What size are you?" "I don't know" he replies. "Well, just
let me check" the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and
then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.
EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays
for them and leaves.

Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to checkout #3.
He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?" The cashier replies,
"Sure, but what size do you need?" He says "Well, I don't know." She
says "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants, takes a couple of
tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.
LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays for
them and leaves.

Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get lucky goes up to
the girl at checkout #3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell
any condoms here?" "Yep" she says. "What size do you need?" "I don't
know" he says. She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says over
the intercom, "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3."
03-30-2005 07:31 PM
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RE: Condom joke!
:lol: Good one :lol: ;)
Thats funny :lol:
On her had .... :dodgy:
But funny none the less :D
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:D hehehe
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:rofl:. I've heard it before, still in real life she'd be so fired, lol
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RE: Condom joke!
i dont get it, What do they mean when they sea clean up on aisle 4? Is it sperm?
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i dont get it, What do they mean when they sea clean up on aisle 4? Is it sperm?
Short Answer: Yes!
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:lol:Really god joke! :lol:
03-30-2005 08:20 PM
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Lol they should do that in just for laughs then that would really be funny
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahaha, I love that thingy.
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Did you make that up?
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