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hahhaa, that one was halarious :D. There are a lot more on the site, but its alooottt to read, and some of them are really stupid, but others are halarious

indeed.... im bored, and off school ill so im reading them all!

is it updated a lot?

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09-28-2005 05:45 PM
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Well I guess you can check the top "Latest" link every now and then to see if there are any new conversations.

But look at the bottom it says "18190 quotes approved; 16118 quotes pending"

I remmeber last month when i went to this site, it had over 25,000 pending. So I gues it is updating, but the people who do it takes a while because some people send in very stupid convos that are not worth to post.
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09-28-2005 05:49 PM
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RE: Bored? This will keep you busy..
this is just the most hilarious convo ever

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<born1986> why the fuck isn't my disc drive working
<born1986> i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this shit always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that shit out tha window

. . .

<born1986> OMG i fuckin did it!!!
<born1986> FUCK!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass> :D
<born1986> FUCK SHIT FUCK
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb

. . .

<born1986> shit
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass> :o
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that fucking disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now

. . .

<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
09-28-2005 05:52 PM
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:lol: roflmao, what a stupid guy
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O.P. RE: Bored? This will keep you busy..
hahaha, i foudn this one funny too:

<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.
<slurpee> hahahahahahahah
<slurpee> so true
<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!"  "shut up, canada."
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http://qdb.us > http://bash.org
09-28-2005 07:46 PM
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RE: Bored? This will keep you busy..
I've read all of bash.org. I even know several of the mods/admins. Want a funny site to read? Try the newest one I'm being amused by: http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php

M73A: as often as possible really; the mods work very hard but you should see the amount of lame submissions they have - duplicates, stupidity, inanity, insults even. It's updated when a mod finds a good enough quote to approve but bash has become such a phenomenon that its inundated with submissions. The mod I know best has approved like 400 out of the 50000 quotes he's gone through or some other such ridiculously low percentage.

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09-28-2005 10:22 PM
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Lol once again youve enterained me for a few minutes well done keep comming up with more off this stuff
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RE: Bored? This will keep you busy..
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yes sir mr linx05, coming right up haha lol, so am i like "the thread crap guy" now lol hahah

are you really sure you want to see the offended one? I dont think i shoulld put it on, i dont wanna get booted, even though im not the one who wrote it lol
lol I loved it. It was good to read.

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<xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
<xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
<xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
<xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
<xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
<xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
<xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
<xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
<xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
<xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
<xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
<xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
<xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
<xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside.
<xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
<xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.
<xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"
Comment: #sakura<xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
<xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
<xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
<xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
<xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
<xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
<xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
<xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
<xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
<xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
<xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
<xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
<xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
<xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside.
<xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
<xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.
<xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"
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This post was edited on 09-29-2005 at 02:14 AM by linx05.
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RE: Bored? This will keep you busy..
that thing is a b*tch to read                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
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