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About as much use as a condom machine in the vatican

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Originally posted by Nagini
<seen on a camouflage shirt>

Ha! now you can't see me!

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i have a tshirt which says "only idiots read t-shirts"

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Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
my teacher saod this one a few days ago:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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HaHa i didn't get it at first then my friend told me.

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Originally posted by -!Felu!-
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

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Yer i totally agree.

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Originally posted by JadeRovo
I like this (I think this is it) Nobodys perfect, I am nobody, Therefore I am perfect.

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Haha,  clever.

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Originally posted by Rubber Stamp
"You were cute as a child....what the hell happened??"

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HaHa yer.

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Originally posted by Time
People are more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass old ladies and supermodels than argue with motorcycle gangs.

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lol yer

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Originally posted by M73A
ive got a few....

sorry for the crudeness of some of them...:
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If a jobs worth doing... do it well. If its not worth doing... give it to wdz

There's no 'i' in 'team'. but there's 'Iran' in 'Uranium'.

I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

As hard as a priest in a playground.

Sweating like a pedofile in mother care.

Mad as a bottle of crisps.

The bishop came to our church today, he was a fucking imposter... never moved diagonally once.

........................................... Wheres Pacman when you need him?

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it  works on all genders.

ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship... who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh  bouncy.

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio....Why doesn't she just move?

100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I  started doing it to them at funerals.

You move quicker than a nuns first curry.

As tight as a ducks butt.

Tighter than a nuns cu*t.

Most eunachs have got more balls than you.

Im orderin a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster

I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that.

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haha theres a few good ones in here.

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Originally posted by Nagini
Its all fun until someone gets hurt....
then its hillarious!

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totally agree, as long as its not you.

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Originally posted by Nagini
<seen on a camouflage shirt>

Ha! now you can't see me!

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hehe.

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Originally posted by Plik
About as much use as a condom machine in the vatican

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lol yer.

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Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
i have a tshirt which says "only idiots read t-shirts"

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hey i read t-shirts.

"75% of human poo is water, although i would rather go for a diet coke."

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Originally posted by Knuckles
"75% of human poo is water, although i would rather go for a diet coke."

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Awwwww thats nasty (disgusting not bad) but funny.

"When god gave out brains were were you?"
I love that one

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Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
i have a tshirt which says "only idiots read t-shirts"

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Ive seen that one... I have the camo shirt...
Another Shirt phrase

"Tu Eres Un Pendejo
(You are my Friend)"

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Originally posted by Nathan
"When god gave out brains were were you?"
I love that one

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Yer me too, its awsum.

"Sex isn't the answer, Sex is the questions yes is the answer."

not funny but true

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Originally posted by Albert Einstein
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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