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O.P. Tech that!
Your computer has crashed again, sending your precious data into infinity. What do you do? Rant and rave? Say that the world is an illusion? Or take a hockey stick to that f@#$%&* machine?
A few quotes might help you decide ......
* Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
-Pablo Pocasso
*To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
-Paul Ehrlich
*The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
-Al Goodman
*Error, keyboard not found - press F1 to continue.
-BIOS system message
*All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
-Issac Asimov
*The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a bit.
-Eric Poterfield
*Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
-Rita May Brown
*If computers get too powerful , we can organise the into a committee-- that will do them in.
-Bradley's Bromide
*The computer industry is like women's clothing--except it is more fashion driven.
-Lawrence J. Ellison
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
-Rich Cook
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