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RE: Tech that!
10 programming laws:
1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
4) If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
5) Any program will expand to fill available memory.
6) The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
7) Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
8) Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug.
9) Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
10) Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Brooke's law:
Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
Conclussion:
Garbage in, garbage out
.-= A 'frrrrrrrituurrr' for Wacky =-. | 
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