Pretty much anything from Joe Dirt
Pulp Fiction is great got some good ones, most have been mentioned so you can read them,
"I'll be back quicker than you can say blue berry pie.."
"Blue berry pie"
"ok maybe not that quick"
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Monty Python:
Man - "This parrot ceases to exist....it is an EX-parrot"
Petshop owner - "awww nah its its hes sleeping"
Man - "Sleeping?? Sleeping?? Well lets wake him up shall we? HEEELLLOOOOOO POLLLLYYYYYY WAKKKEEEYYYYY WAKKKEEEYYYYYY"
Petshop owner - "Awww now look what you've done!! You've put him into shock"
Man - "look the only reason this parrot was sitting up right when i bought it was because you had nailed his feet to the perch"
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Pretty much all monty python films
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