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has to be a few out of scary movie 3 ;p

(Sue's like, a lil kid)
George: Sue, you know your teacher Miss Brenda?
Sue: Yes...
George: (pause) SHE'S DEAD! DIED A HORRIBLE, LONG, PAINFUL DEATH! GONE, GONE, GONE, JUST LIKE YOUR DOG!
Sue: My dog's dead?!?!
George: I JUST RAN HIM OVER WITH THE CAR WHEN I DROVE IN! EVERYONE YOU LOVE AROUND YOU IS DYING!
Sue: (scream)
George: (scream)
Sue: (scream)
George: (scream)

ooooh, and this one always makes me laugh

(if you havent seen it, it wont make much sense,  but if you know the gist of the film the ring, then youll have a pretty good idea basically, Cindy has seen the tape, and the person whos gonna kill her, has just rung her up to say hes gonna kill her in 7days)

Voice: (distorted) Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willy Mase?
Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: What?!
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of...
Voice: *beep* Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes perfect!

and

Your love has freed my soul and broken the curse. I never have to kill again.
Cindy: Really!?
Nah! I'm just screwing with ya!

andddddddd

guy: I know a guy who watched the tape and 7 days later he woke up dead!
mate: How can you wake up dead?
guy: Because you go to sleep alive!

and when the auto-cue for the newsreader gets taken over by various ppl

Ross: Turning now to sports. And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger [background: oh, no]. There's an alien force out there that's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth. Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. O shizl gizingar. Budagagaggeg. 19492919123. kimbleginzer blachen bracket. I been cleanin' after this dumba** kraker Giggins for 10 years. But I been hittin' it wit his woman for twelve. You know what I'm sayin, *beep*'? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie. (news theme plays)

and when cindy walks in to find george sitting at the table, face down and unconcious
Cindy: "OMG! george!?!?!?!"
*george sits up*
George: "I remember waking up, and I look down and... YAHTZEE" *jumps up, hits his head, and collapses unconcious again* ^_^

theyre all the funny ones ;p

maybe i shoulda just said the film was good ;p