Beware of the Dolphins: May Be Armed And Dangerous
Armed dolphins, which were trained to shoot terrorists and pinpoint the location of underwater spies, may be missing. The US Navy refuses to confirm whether any of their dolphins are missing but other experts studying the mammals claim they are. The 36 dolphins may be carrying "toxic dart guns" and could put the lives of surfers and divers at risk. The coastal compound where the dolphins live was breached during Hurricane Katrina and swept them out to sea. A respected investigator who has previously worked for the government says his sources say the dolphins have escaped. "My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises," he said.
Man Dies after having Sex with Horse
A Seattle man died July 2, 2005 after engaging in sexual activities with a horse being boarded at a farm. The police were not notified until after his death at Enumclaw Community Hospital.
Sgt. John Urquhart stated that they were able to determine the man's home address by reviewing the security cam footage and checking the license plate of a driver that dropped him off at the hospital.
Deputies were at his farm in the Enumclaw area, but don't believe any crime has been committed because bestiality isn't against the law in Washington State. At best there may be evidence of 'animal cruelty' which is an offense in Washington.
Man Delivers Pizza After Being Shot in Leg
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - A robbery attempt by a masked man and a gunshot wound to the leg didn't stop a pizza delivery man from making his rounds, pies in hand.
Thomas Stefanelli, 37, said dedication to his job at Hungry Howie's Pizza kept him on the job after a struggle with a robber Saturday night left him bleeding from a bullet wound in his left thigh.
Stefanelli arrived at a home only to realize it was vacant, police said. The masked man approached Stefanelli, pointed a gun and demanded money. Stefanelli said he fought with the man, and two shots were fired. One hit Stefanelli, but he did not immediately notice.
The shooter eventually fled with a second man.
"They figured they were going to make an easy mark by robbing a pizza delivery person," said police spokesman Joe Durkin.
Stefanelli finally noticed his wound. His cell phone wasn't working, so he drove to his next delivery address, dropped off the pie and called his boss to ask him to call the police.
Stefanelli went on to make three more deliveries.
"It bled a little bit, not much," he said.
He was treated and released from a hospital.
No arrests have been made, but police have identified several suspects, Durkin said
Soldiers steal tank to buy vodka
TWO Russian soldiers are in trouble after driving an armoured personnel carrier 40km to buy vodka.
They were caught after crashing through a fence into a used-car showroom, demolishing several vehicles, on the way back.
The soldiers took the armoured vehicle from their military base, near Yekaterinburg in Siberia, and drove it to the nearest town.
After finding vodka they started heading back to the base but their driving declined as they sampled their shopping.
They were arrested by police who caught up with them after the APC broke down.
Old man mistakes exit door for a bathroom door on an airplane
First class passengers of Hawaiian Airlines flight 16 from San Diego were evacuated from their section after an old man pulled on the handle of an exit door thinking it was the toilet.
Hawaiian Airlines spokesman Keoni Wagner said the man's actions only triggerd the sensor which warns the cockpit that the door is armed and the emergency slide would be ready if the door was opened.
The airline insist that the passengers were never in any danger. The worst thing that would happen under the circumstances is that the door would pop open upon landing deploying the emergency slide. The plane landed safely at 11:20 a.m. on Wednesday.
Man Digs Up Corpse at Cemetery to Fake His Own Death
GEORGETOWN, TX. - Molly Daniels, who was accused of faking her husband's death to collect insurance benefits, pleaded guilty to charges of insurance fraud and hindering apprehension. Facing 20 years in prison, a jury will recommend her sentence.
Her husband, Clayton Wayne Daniels, is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of arson. The husband stands accused of digging up a body from a cemetery, putting it in his car and setting the vehicle on fire.
The body was that of 81-year-old Charlotte Davis, who has been dead since 2003. Afterwards, the wife introduced her "new boyfriend" to her 4-year-old son. The "boyfriend" was actually her husband with his hair dyed black.
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