farting is sooo embarassing in public.. not like ive actaully ever done it out loud deliberately to break silence or anything
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Fat Bastard (Austin Powers Goldmember) - "Everybody loves their own brand (starts fanning his fart at himself )"
but seriously if I were to fart.. I would never be crazy enough to fart in front of people or in public becuz
1. its sick
2. most girlz.. dat *ahem* ive "seen" and "heard" in public fart and seem like they didnt do it look like men for some reason ??