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CORNY: I was told the longest word in the dictionary is SmileS
Because there's a mile between the S's

if you make the 45 letter word font a million, it will be a couple of miles long

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Originally posted by Shezi
*People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

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Actially its because it was beleaved that when you sneaze the devil leaves your body, so people "bless you" before he can go back in.

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Originally posted by Lee Jeffery
chain mail is a terrible thing

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now that i agree with

Assasination was NOT created by shakespear

It comes from assasin which comes from arabic where some killers had something to do with hashish and through translation it became assasin... i forgot what they were called but it sounds like assasin with hashish as its root

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Originally posted by Madman

Actially its because it was beleaved that when you sneaze the devil leaves your body, so people "bless you" before he can go back in.

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Lol the devil leaves your body? no no lol when you sneeze it is beleived your soul tries to get out, saying bless you keeps its safe lol

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Originally posted by mwe99

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Originally posted by Madman

Actially its because it was beleaved that when you sneaze the devil leaves your body, so people "bless you" before he can go back in.

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Lol the devil leaves your body? no no lol when you sneeze it is beleived your soul tries to get out, saying bless you keeps its safe lol

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I wonder which one of you two is a devil worshipper O.O... ...

Assassination was created by Shakespeare, not assassinate .

i get alot of emails with thiis stuff
(this is diffrent than the last post like this)
some are the same but alot are diffrent

1) Butterflies taste with their feet.

2) A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

3) In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.

4) On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

5) On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

6) Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

7) Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already
married.

8) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

9) Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

10) It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

11) Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

12) It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

13) The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
when it built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books
that would occupy the building.

14) A snail can sleep for three years.

15) No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

16) Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

17) Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
stop growing. - SCARY!!!

18) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

19) All polar bears are left handed.

20) In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.

21) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

22) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.

23) "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

24) If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall.

25) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

26) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

27) Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

28) Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow

I will lick my elbow......one day.....

Hmm.. some funny quotes that are true

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in
the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it.

- Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those
we don't like?

-Jean Cocturan

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.

- Jerry Seinfeld

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win
or
lose.

- Darrin Weinberg

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Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome."

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
solving.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.


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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity
of your action.

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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in
Australia.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity.

- Albert Einstein


And this one the quote of the day

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Originally posted by Hybrid
I will lick my elbow......one day.....

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Originally posted by Shezi
*It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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I can

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Originally posted by Shezi
*Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

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Disgusting creatures