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Originally posted by Shezi
* SOME FACTS OF LIFE ~
*If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
I find these 2 very scary. Why? I'll tell you:
*If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib
[I'm a "hard" sneezer.]. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die
[I suppress sneezes all the time.].
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist
[I'm going to the dentist next week and I have an evil dentist. Should I be scared? ].