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Originally posted by SjarlottE
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Originally posted by Third Dimension



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Originally posted by Shezi
*Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.


Disgusting creatures


uhm... so they all fuck each other.. u wonder how the last borns will look like...

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how the hell will become this world if human will multiply with the same ratio..

that would never happen, because it takes 9 months to make a baby, and a minimum of 12 years usually to be ready to make another baby, so in 18 months, a male and female would have been able to make an absolute max of 6 children, assuming they got right down to it as soon as the woman has had the first child, AND both times they have triplets.

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Originally posted by saralk
that would never happen, because it takes 9 months to make a baby, and a minimum of 12 years usually to be ready to make another baby, so in 18 months, a male and female would have been able to make an absolute max of 6 children,

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can u explain ur calculation,,. ??
12 years to make another baby and in only 18 months there could be 6 children..???

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Originally posted by Shezi
can u explain ur calculation,,. ??
12 years to make another baby and in only 18 months there could be 6 children..???

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if there were already two adults of child bearing age, then they could have triplets, twice.

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Originally posted by Shezi

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Originally posted by saralk
that would never happen, because it takes 9 months to make a baby, and a minimum of 12 years usually to be ready to make another baby, so in 18 months, a male and female would have been able to make an absolute max of 6 children,

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can u explain ur calculation,,. ??
12 years to make another baby and in only 18 months there could be 6 children..???

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He means that the kids have to be 12 years to make own babies.

these are some ver interesting facts..and i tried to lick my elbow

here is a fact kids thought of  in my school

Kid1: "what is the strongest muscle is ur mouth"
Kid2: "What?"
Kid1: "my dick"

ask him to prove that

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Originally posted by SikStyles
these are some ver interesting facts..and i tried to lick my elbow

here is a fact kids thought of  in my school

Kid1: "what is the strongest muscle is ur mouth"
Kid2: "What?"
Kid1: "my dick"

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Originally posted by shine
ask him to prove that

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did u ever seen a guy with broken dick.,.

LazyBoy - Facts of Life :
Without the chorus:

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blonde
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5.2" long - and 4.2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-cream?

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record
for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay',
the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd place in a
'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a
Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the bible:
the IKEA-catalogue

In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm.
unfortunately it got stolen.

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Originally posted by Shezi
*It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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No its not. I just did it

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Originally posted by Shezi
*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

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I get most other tongue twisters ... this is a bit too twisted