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"Shibby"
-Dude Where's My Car?

has to be a few out of scary movie 3 ;p

(Sue's like, a lil kid)
George: Sue, you know your teacher Miss Brenda?
Sue: Yes...
George: (pause) SHE'S DEAD! DIED A HORRIBLE, LONG, PAINFUL DEATH! GONE, GONE, GONE, JUST LIKE YOUR DOG!
Sue: My dog's dead?!?!
George: I JUST RAN HIM OVER WITH THE CAR WHEN I DROVE IN! EVERYONE YOU LOVE AROUND YOU IS DYING!
Sue: (scream)
George: (scream)
Sue: (scream)
George: (scream)

ooooh, and this one always makes me laugh

(if you havent seen it, it wont make much sense,  but if you know the gist of the film the ring, then youll have a pretty good idea basically, Cindy has seen the tape, and the person whos gonna kill her, has just rung her up to say hes gonna kill her in 7days)

Voice: (distorted) Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willy Mase?
Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: What?!
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of...
Voice: *beep* Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes perfect!

and

Your love has freed my soul and broken the curse. I never have to kill again.
Cindy: Really!?
Nah! I'm just screwing with ya!

andddddddd

guy: I know a guy who watched the tape and 7 days later he woke up dead!
mate: How can you wake up dead?
guy: Because you go to sleep alive!

and when the auto-cue for the newsreader gets taken over by various ppl

Ross: Turning now to sports. And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger [background: oh, no]. There's an alien force out there that's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth. Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. O shizl gizingar. Budagagaggeg. 19492919123. kimbleginzer blachen bracket. I been cleanin' after this dumba** kraker Giggins for 10 years. But I been hittin' it wit his woman for twelve. You know what I'm sayin, *beep*'? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie. (news theme plays)

and when cindy walks in to find george sitting at the table, face down and unconcious
Cindy: "OMG! george!?!?!?!"
*george sits up*
George: "I remember waking up, and I look down and... YAHTZEE" *jumps up, hits his head, and collapses unconcious again* ^_^

theyre all the funny ones ;p

maybe i shoulda just said the film was good ;p

about the i will not forget you anymore

From Harold an kumar-

K: Dude, you forgot your phone. Wana go back and get it?
H: (looks back at the door about a half a metre away) No. Weve gone too far.

I have lots more than I can list but here it goes...

Just when I don't think you can get any dumber, you go and do something like this...  AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!- Dumb and Dumber

Spank you helpy helperton- Ace Vantura

And many other Jim Carrey Movie.  Oh yes, and basically anything Chris Farley ever said.

Rush Hour 2

Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker):  "Do You Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth?"

And

Bad Company

Kevin Pope (Chris Rock): "Does it play DVD?"
Officer Gaylord Oakes (Anthony Hopkins): "It's a nuclear weapon"
Kevin Pope (Chris Rock): "Yeah - But does it play DVD?"

south park movie:

[after student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

Not from a movie, but quite funny, i thought
It's in a book i'm reading now (Jingo, by T.Pratchett).
There is a man, and he has a device for telling the time and keeping appointments (operated by a little demon). He got it as a present from his wife. And it's really very useful (not )

'Bingeley-bingeley beep! It is about .. nineish'
'Nineish?'
'Yep. Nineish. Precisely about nineish.'

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Originally posted by Chrono
i see dead people

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Ya i like that too. but i love the one from the matrix (1 not the sequels) when the bald boy sayz to keanu (i dont remember the exact words. ill find them and type em but u know these) something like "you will realise that its not the spoon that bends its you"
I like that whole sentence though.
Also u must have heard that "hey clarise" by that guy (cant remember his name) in the movie hannible (he's there in silence of the lambs as well; havent seen hannible but have heard this)

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Originally posted by kangie

(if you havent seen it, it wont make much sense,  but if you know the gist of the film the ring, then youll have a pretty good idea basically, Cindy has seen the tape, and the person whos gonna kill her, has just rung her up to say hes gonna kill her in 7days)

Voice: (distorted) Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willy Mase?
Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: What?!
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of...
Voice: *beep* Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes perfect!

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ya i've seen that on 15th jan on tv. cool. after this is also cool. its something like the voice asks Can i talk to the kid and Cindy sayz No. Then the voice guy rings up again and says that he is from some company and cindy says she recognises him u know like caught him and isnt gonna give the phone then the voice sayz something like can u give him a message for me in the next phone call and she writes it down. she even asks whats it spelled like. And do u know whats the message ? its SEVEN DAYS and then sh screams. thats cool too imo

My name is Alice, and I remember 'Everything'.