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saralk
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O.P. This has to be Homer Simpson...
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Originally posted by http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7394525&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews
PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.
Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno, about 200km (120 miles) east of Prague, the CTK news agency reported on Thursday.
"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.
The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box.
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| 01-23-2005 09:47 AM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
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| 01-23-2005 09:49 AM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
that rox
After that much beer, I'm surprised he didn't get alcohol poisoning or something  ... |
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| 01-23-2005 10:37 AM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
And they have the cheek say that the UK has a bad binge drinking problem 
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After that much beer, I'm surprised he didn't get alcohol poisoning or something
Dude, he probably chucked a large amount of it up |
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| 01-23-2005 10:40 AM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
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Dude, he probably chucked a large amount of it up
I suppose, but still, it was absorbed into the blood, and if you have over 300mg in your blood you'll die of alcohol poisoning ...
My dads mates in prague
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
What makes people drink that much? It's just disgraceful.  |
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| 01-23-2005 12:18 PM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
I like a drink. But if I ever was that desperate I think I'd see it was time to be giving up.
I think I've had alcohol poisioning a few times. Although I have quite an unusually high tollerance to alcohol. Its just the amount of liquid which makes me feel bloated normally
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| 01-23-2005 05:36 PM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
rofl, this is so funny. wouldn't they check the toilets before closing up though? :/
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| 01-23-2005 09:09 PM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
lol
lucky man, mmmmm boooze
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| 01-23-2005 09:14 PM |
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson...
that one roxorz what are jokes needed for? lets see a news website and start laughing |
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