Shoutbox

"Run forest run"
and a whole lot more from forest gump great movie.

"seems that you have not been to singapore" - pirates of the carribean (i live in singapore)

you will die in seven days..

I bet you know where thats from

Donnie Darko Said by Donnie...

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Pretty much anything from Joe Dirt

Pulp Fiction is great got some good ones, most have been mentioned so you can read them,

"I'll be back quicker than you can say blue berry pie.."
"Blue berry pie"
"ok maybe not that quick"
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Monty Python:

Man - "This parrot ceases to exist....it is an EX-parrot"
Petshop owner - "awww nah its its hes sleeping"
Man - "Sleeping?? Sleeping?? Well lets wake him up shall we? HEEELLLOOOOOO POLLLLYYYYYY WAKKKEEEYYYYY WAKKKEEEYYYYYY"
Petshop owner - "Awww now look what you've done!! You've put him into shock"
Man - "look the only reason this parrot was sitting up right when i bought it was because you had nailed his feet to the perch"


"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"



Pretty much all monty python films

I think it was the GodFather part II : "Keep you friends close but your enimies closer"

"How can you shoot women and childred?"
"Easy, just don't lead them as much." 

-Full Metal Jacket

"How would you like to suck my balls.
Excuse me cartman?
err... HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, mr garisson?"

south park the movie
or or or or

"Oh my god you said the f-word!
What? jew?"
(i don't want to seem racistic but it's just funny )

Terminator
"I'll be back"

Predator
arnold schwarzenegger sticks a knife in some guy and it goes right thru him and sticks into a tree behind him and he says "stick around"

and lots more by Arnold Schwarzenegger

Monty Python
"I fart in your general direction"
the parrot sketch thingy that fukafly posted (not from a film tho)
"NI!!!"

and a whole lot more but i dont have the time

"Wipe yo self off, you dead"
Rush Hour 1 or 2