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Originally posted by Curtis

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Originally posted by kotjze
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what Canada is like.

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I'm sorry, but I believe that's what using a Mac feels like.

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GTFO this thread.

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Originally posted by marissa
i've lived all throughout Canada, except the far west coast...but who cares about BC
the east coast is laid back but there arent many jobs anymore...
quebec is... french so haha jokes cause i shoulda been french but they want to part from canada so boo on them
Ontario is pretty fast paced in Southern area... northern is just...trees and moose ha. dont get stuck in the farm belt of southern ontario. you'll be stuck there for-ev-er! anyway... Ontario is soon to be a province in need of help rather than giving it its true! read the papers
manitoba just wants to be like Ontario so... its boring.
saskatchewan. um... flat. haha
Alberta - where i live. we're living large, and if you move to canada for jobs come here haha. no seriously. 14 year olds become managers.... our highschool and elementary schools are the highest curriculum in Canada, so the teachers say. we're flat AND close the the ROCKY mountains!! i'd say the most beautiful thing in canada.
BC... mountains and fishing is all i see from it hahah

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Way to sum up the Atlantic provinces by just saying we're "laid back"!!! (and way to leave out the territories!) I you marmar, remember we used to be Facebook married!

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Originally posted by Curtis
I'm sorry, but I believe that's what using a Mac feels like.

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But of course! Also, thanks for killing the joke

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Originally posted by .Lou

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Originally posted by Curtis

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Originally posted by kotjze
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what Canada is like.

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I'm sorry, but I believe that's what using a Mac feels like.

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GTFO this thread.

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You obviously didn't get it.  Lurk moar.

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Originally posted by Nathan

Yeah but if I go to school there, I lose all my freinds from here(my current school)... Sucks, and I don't want too tbh

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dont move.

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

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Originally posted by kotjze
and way to leave out the territories!

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thats because thats the only part in canada everyone in the whole world knows about!!
they do make igloos up there. i saw it on PMK and elisha had to stay in it!

and when i was in quebec this summer i didnt see a single Canadian flag, even on canada day!! except when we went to the cottage... whcih is owned by an albertan! haha.
so i still booo that-a-way

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Originally posted by marissa

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Originally posted by kotjze
and way to leave out the territories!

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thats because thats the only part in canada everyone in the whole world knows about!!
they do make igloos up there. i saw it on PMK and elisha had to stay in it!

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I remember seeing that.

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Originally posted by Curtis

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Originally posted by kotjze
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what Canada is like.

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I'm sorry, but I believe that's what using a Mac feels like.

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luls

The amazing thing about Curtis is that he is the only person who have managed to make me dislike Canada.  Congratulations.

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Originally posted by Curtis

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Originally posted by .Lou

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Originally posted by Curtis

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Originally posted by kotjze
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what Canada is like.

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I'm sorry, but I believe that's what using a Mac feels like.

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GTFO this thread.

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You obviously didn't get it.  Lurk moar.

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I do, I just think your spam isn't needed here. Bring it to another thread.

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Originally posted by marissa
and when i was in quebec this summer i didnt see a single Canadian flag, even on canada day!! except when we went to the cottage... whcih is owned by an albertan! haha.
so i still booo that-a-way

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We see enough Canadian flags when we go to Ontario, we don't really need to see any more over here believe me. I can't recall what the Ontario flag looks like because quite frankly, I've never seen it in Ontario. Only the canada flag. Gets slightly annoying seeing it everywhere .