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Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.

"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."

Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP."

In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs.

Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw!"

PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net.

This actually happened a while ago, my tech geek friend was telling me about it... quite amusing:rofl:
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Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by matty on 01-21-2005 at 04:07 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by lopardo on 01-21-2005 at 04:12 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by .blade// on 01-21-2005 at 04:13 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by MC.POP on 01-21-2005 at 04:15 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Joe on 01-21-2005 at 04:16 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by .blade// on 01-21-2005 at 04:21 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Joe on 01-21-2005 at 04:23 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Pinchichuv on 01-21-2005 at 04:25 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by WDZ on 01-21-2005 at 04:32 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Purity on 01-21-2005 at 04:32 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by dotNorma on 01-21-2005 at 04:32 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by MC.POP on 01-21-2005 at 04:35 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Purity on 01-21-2005 at 04:51 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by -dt- on 01-21-2005 at 04:58 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by WDZ on 01-21-2005 at 05:09 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by matty on 01-21-2005 at 05:32 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by .blade// on 01-21-2005 at 05:41 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by WDZ on 01-21-2005 at 06:05 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Wabz on 01-21-2005 at 01:11 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Pr0xY on 01-21-2005 at 03:50 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by paperless on 01-21-2005 at 04:56 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by user27089 on 01-21-2005 at 05:13 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Stigmata on 01-21-2005 at 05:31 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by user27089 on 01-21-2005 at 05:34 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by paperless on 01-21-2005 at 05:34 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by DJeX on 01-21-2005 at 09:45 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Pipish on 01-21-2005 at 11:56 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Dempsey on 01-22-2005 at 12:10 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by M73A on 01-22-2005 at 12:33 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Concord Dawn on 01-22-2005 at 12:50 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by EvilSeph on 01-22-2005 at 12:55 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Purity on 01-22-2005 at 01:21 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by azn angel on 01-23-2005 at 04:43 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by spokes on 01-23-2005 at 10:50 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by user27089 on 01-23-2005 at 11:47 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Stigmata on 01-23-2005 at 11:51 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by user27089 on 01-23-2005 at 11:52 AM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by FrozernFire on 01-23-2005 at 01:12 PM
RE: Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP - by Purity on 01-23-2005 at 06:39 PM


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