RE: Star Wars III
Oh God. It was awful. I can't decide if it was better or worse than Episode I. I'm leaning towards worse.
Anakin: You're so beautiful.
Padme: It's because I'm in love with you.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm in love with you.
Padme: Ok. Well, I've got to go to the Senate now. We're going to make Palpatine the Emperor.
Anakin: Cool. See you later.
Padme: Ok. You hang up.
Anakin: No you.
Padme: No, you.
Anakin: No, you do it.
Padme: No, you hang up.
Anakin: No, you hang up, *****!
*force chokes Padme until she dies*
Anakin: Now I'm gonna go get me some of that fine Twi'lek ass.
Palpatine: Join me, and I will teach you how to use the power of the Dark Side to accomplish this goal.
Anakin: Ok.
Palpatine: Good. Now bend over.
^ I think this scene would have significantly improved the quality of the movie. Especially if it occured 30 seconds after the opening text finished.
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