These are the closest matches I found:
Croatian:
Háj voltidzsot and unsought. hallo-
He just wants to say hi, even though he doesn't agree with what you say
Czech:
Wood voltidzsot plus fail. ho -
His wooden computer doesn't support msgplus
Hungarian:
Fat voltidzsot the netre. ahoy -
He called you fat, and he is a sailor
Portugese:
Háj voltidzsot the one netre. Hej -
He is Morpheus, and thinks you could be Neo
Slovenian:
Háj voltidzsot however schoolgirly. soho -
He has a crush on you, he finds your femininity attractive
Edit:InterTran - the site seems really busy though.