MY MUM?!? Stay away
From your post, it is important to point out a few things..
*MOM
*TReKiE
* John Anderton runs
I was going to come to meet dt but then the thought of azn angel being there is just too scary. Sorry
The above sentence translated from JA to English is read as "I'm a poor student and there is no way I can save that much money unless you start acting in porn and forward the proceeds. Sorry"