Shoutbox

from insane clown posse cemetery girl
Because I need a
Girl that make me happy, A girl that make me cry,
A girl that passed away back in 1985.
A girl I plan to marry, a girl I plan to wed,
A girl that I can choke because my baby is already dead.

funny as the people that came in gave me the weirdest look.

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Originally posted by Kao
NOFX - My Vagina

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don’t get
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lots of extra skin. they took my
Outtie and made it and made it in. turning dounie into
Marie osmand
Operation succesfull, but now I gotta pee thru a
Miniature hole, gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when I wipe my ass I go from
Front to back cause I don’t wanna bladder infection
I never tought I’d miss my vas deferans
I trade it for a pair of huge kins cans
Now I got to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now I show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think I’m kinda weird but that’s
Ok with me cause now I kick their ass from the ladies tee there’s
Nothing finer than having a vagina


as my mum walked in, wasn't bad as she doesn't really care about anything i do, just made her/me laugh =p

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haha... Nice ... Sounds like a funny song nonetheless... Haha... Hope it doesn't reveal any secrets about your person life though

I once walked in on the ending of Barney which my brother had been watching, got the song stuck in my head, and later on that day my mother walked in while I was doing laundry and caught me singing it

"Boom boom boom boom i want you in my room.. etc etc"
One morning in school, at the top of my lungs. I had alot of sugar cereal that morning and my friend was playin the song as a joke. I got a lot of looks that day..

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Originally posted by Freaky Guy
it was a hindi song...guess no point telling......

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go on, wuts the song. I mite download it.

i think that dhoom machale is the funniest song that i have sung out loud before. People thought that i was on crack.

DONT READ IF YOU'LL BE OFFENDED, YO


Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.

Well you're from the south your a special kind of girl.
Put my nuts in your mouth just like you was a squirrel.
Work on the shaft, cradle on the balls.
Baby just dont bite it, get it on get it on.

Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.

Well why don't you go down and a hook a brother up?
Swallow it on down or spit it in a cup.
Wipe it on your t-shirt let it dribble down your chin.
Smoke a couple Newports and suck that dick again.

Suck my dick until your lips fall off.
Don't make me ask again please.
Put it down your throat until it makes you cough.
Nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese.


writen and sung by green day's drummer Tre Cool.
i didnt only put a little bit because i sing it all...really loudly. and i dont expect anyone to hear but they do..
ive got caught singing My Vagina - NOFX too :\

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Originally posted by Calvin
i think it was an abba song 

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Haha... if it was an Abba song it was probably Dancing Queen.... ADMIT IT!

this one...lol...

"Lollipops and gummybears are my favourite treats,
When i`ve been good, I ask my dad for a sweet...
Lollipops and gummybears are good for two,
So I can share,
They make me so happy, they make me so happy, so happy as I can be..."

the magical trevor song.. on the train... with many ppl around.. was funny have no idea why now...

i was once hearing in my discman eres mi religion - mana (in spanish)
with all my fam and my grandparents and i was singindg without being aware, my grandparents where like wth? i was embarrassing, not the lyrics bu tthe situation