Shoutbox

Hiya all,
I have a quite a funny joke But instead of just words it's pictures and words.

Look at the numbers that answer.
(1) Which is the biggest cross there?
(2) Which is the biggest elephants egg?
(3) There's a yellow house theres a blue house there's red house. What coulor bricks are the green house?
(4) A plane crashes in between england and wales it crashes right on the boundary. where should they bury the survivors.

The picture you should draw on your hand and show them and ask them these question they are most likeley to fool for it.
I rekon it's great.
P.S it wont work as well on here as you have time to think about it when when your talking you dont.

P.S.S Sorry about the bad drawing

Ok draw it on your hand then ask your mates. it works then.
Oh and put in your answers ad then i can correct them please.

i dont get it, mind giving us the asnwer or whatever came out of it?

After a careful 2 minute long analysis, Mippo and I have decided
1) They're X's and not crosses (I don't find that funny though)
2) Elephants don't lay eggs
3) Bricks are red, you never said the blue house had blue bricks.
4) You don't bury survivors
The end.

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Originally posted by Ddunk
After a careful 2 minute long analysis, Mippo and I have decided
1) They're X's and not crosses (I don't find that funny though)
2) Elephants don't lay eggs
3) Bricks are red, you never said the blue house had blue bricks.
4) You don't bury survivors
The end.

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Aren't we spamtastic!

I wasn't really sure about the first one though...

No,
(1) The cross is the one dividing them all up (as in the scenes)
(2) Elepanhts dont lay eggs
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse
(4) You dont bury survivors.

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Originally posted by msg_plus_freak
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse

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you said what color bricks ¬¬

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Originally posted by Lee Jeffery
you said what color bricks ¬¬

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Does that really matter though, he also said which egg did the elephant lay... Elephants don't lay eggs...

I would of said the biggest cross was the one that divided the 4 segments....??

EDIT: damm took too long to write it and you posted the answer above me