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Stuff like this is better when you say it to people, rather than actually writing it down, that way, they can read it more carefully, whereas, listening is harder to do, therefore, harder to get the right answer ...

strange jokes it's like the one with you draw a house, then with a door, above it a sun, over it all you draw the mountain, in the house is ice...

then: that's my dad catching the soap off the floor...

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Originally posted by msg_plus_freak
No,
(1) The cross is the one dividing them all up (as in the scenes)
(2) Elepanhts dont lay eggs
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse
(4) You dont bury survivors.

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Your answers are wrong
1st - correct by msg_plus_freak
2nd - correct by ddunk and msg_plus_freak
3rd - correct by ddunk
4th - correct by ddunk and msg_plus_freak

Heard it 5-6 years back .....

Got all of them correct even then

Wysiwyg error

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Originally posted by Exca
strange jokes it's like the one with you draw a house, then with a door, above it a sun, over it all you draw the mountain, in the house is ice...

then: that's my dad catching the soap off the floor...

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That is actually funny .

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Originally posted by John Anderton
1st - correct by msg_plus_freak
2nd - correct by ddunk and msg_plus_freak
3rd - correct by ddunk
4th - correct by ddunk and msg_plus_freak

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Actually, Msg_plus_freak was right with all of them, they're really old brain teasers...

I didn't find any of those the remote bit funny.

Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but thanks for letting me touch your breasts "

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though

other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but I also was able to touch your breasts "

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though [/i]

[size=1]other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

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I didnt expect such jokes from you ..... never to be tried but funny none the less
Btw .... 2 misplaced bbcodes cookie

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Originally posted by John Anderton
I didnt expect such jokes from you

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I spend a lot of time in the pub

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Originally posted by John Anderton
Btw .... 2 misplaced bbcodes cookie

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only 1* and it was fixed before you posted

(*because of the mistake ([/i] instead of [/size], which you could have seen when you looked at the quoted code), two codes appeared)

Bad cookie

xD nice jokes

Well this is kinda pointless and errr...not funny at all to tell you the truth