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Originally posted by NiteMare
not really a riddle, but this was fun none the less:


1. Read every instruction carfuly first
2. write down exactly what you do
3. say your name
4. write you rname down
5. scribble your name with the opposite hand you write with
6. stand up
7. say "i'm a little momma's boy" out loud
8. pat your head
9. rub your stomach
10. bend over
11. touch your toes
12. sit on the floor
13. not stand up
14. run around in circles
15. stand on your head (if you can)
16. yell "NITEMARE ROCKS" as loud as you can
17. find the nearest person, and tickel them
18. hop up and down
19. print this page
20. put on a hat
21. draw a simple stick man
22. talk to anybody on teh computer (e-mail,MSN, anything)
23. do a dance
24. record your self like sonicsam
25. turn the TV on
26. take off the hat
27. now that you've read all the instructions, do only 1,2,27, and 28
28. post everything you did (be honest)

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errr... i only did 1,2,27 and 28, although when i read it i was dreading having to do the tickle one once i'd finished reading

a man is put in a concrete room with no windows or doors at all. all he has is a table and a saw. how does he get out?

He cuts the walls with the saw?

Igor went on his yearly holiday to Lake Balaton. What with the postal services being what they are in these rather uncertain times, the chances of any letter posted to Igor by Dr Acula, his master, reaching Igor are only 2/3. The chances of any letter Igor posts to Acula reaching Acula are 3/4. What are the chances if Acula writes and posts a letter to Igor that he receives a reply? Naturally Igor would never write off his own bat (no pun intended) but he always diligently answers any letter he receives.

This is a hard one ;p

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Originally posted by traxor
Igor went on his yearly holiday to Lake Balaton. What with the postal services being what they are in these rather uncertain times, the chances of any letter posted to Igor by Dr Acula, his master, reaching Igor are only 2/3. The chances of any letter Igor posts to Acula reaching Acula are 3/4. What are the chances if Acula writes and posts a letter to Igor that he receives a reply? Naturally Igor would never write off his own bat (no pun intended) but he always diligently answers any letter he receives.

This is a hard one ;p

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um, 1/2?

6 in 12
1 in 2

nice job ddunk!!

anyway here is another.....

1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.


Its really easy.....

Whats the riddle how they get over? you never said..

(reply to  crimcz's post)

Nothing....?


By the way this is the 100th post!!!! WOOT WOOT

crimcz yeah you were right i forgot about that part of the riddle heres a really easy one:
a man walks into a bar on a tuesday and a women asks how he hurt his head. how did he?