First of all... i sincerely apologise if i have ruined anyones illusions

of course he's real....
But anyway.. i must have been about 7, and my elder brother ruined it for me.... told me straight

every christmas since just hasnt been the same, i loved the idea of all his little elfs working hard in his workshop
awwww, so when did you people stop "believing"?
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