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O.P. 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
Not-so-funny one, but I think it's worth to read :p

1. During the trailers, shout, Fast forward! Fast forward!

2. Wear a very tall hat.

3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhh very loudly.

4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.

6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at characters private parts.

7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissing scene.

8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! Its snowing!"

9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.

10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.

11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!)

12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum)

13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)

15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.

16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.

17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.

18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, I go shee-shee now, can?

19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
you missed a few but i wont repeat them ,
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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
This should in fact be called "20 Stupid and Asinine Things to Do at the Cinema" ^o)
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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
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This should in fact be called "20 Stupid and Asinine Things to Do at the Cinema"

after reading it , they do sound dumb ey
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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
one more to add to that...

"bring a big jar full of moths with you, if the movie is getting really boring, or if you figured out the ending and its only half way through the movie, release the contents of the jar, the moths will fly up to the projector, and cloud the movie, then you can go and complain, and get your money back... :refuck:
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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
or if you are a girl, shout "MOLEST!!". you will be getting all the attention
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret."

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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
A bunch of people from work and I get together on payday and go for a dinner and movie. We saw Taxi one day (with Queen Latifa) and at the end it shows a scene about Nascar and shows Jeff Gordon, all of a sudden my co worker sitting beside me yells "You suck,... ass" we all just slouch in our chair and pretend not to know here.

Also there were people in their late 30s early 40s getting their mack on. (Kissing at the back of the theatre).
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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
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Originally posted by Pr0xY
"bring a big jar full of moths with you, if the movie is getting really boring, or if you figured out the ending and its only half way through the movie, release the contents of the jar, the moths will fly up to the projector, and cloud the movie, then you can go and complain, and get your money back... :refuck:
:rofl: Good one... :p

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or if you are a girl, shout "MOLEST!!". you will be getting all the attention
Is that the kind of attention a girl wants, even if she is not being molested? ^o)
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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
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Is that the kind of attention a girl wants, even if she is not being molested?
"MOLEST!!" then immediately "JUST JOKING!!" :grin:

This post was edited on 11-25-2004 at 06:34 AM by FrozernFire.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret."

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RE: 20 Fun Things to Do at Cinema
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one more to add to that...

"bring a big jar full of moths with you, if the movie is getting really boring, or if you figured out the ending and its only half way through the movie, release the contents of the jar, the moths will fly up to the projector, and cloud the movie, then you can go and complain, and get your money back... :refuck:

hehahahehahe
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