If that ever was written by a real person it's been edited by someone who got a bit carried away the more they edited. Shame. It could almost have been believable.
The best bit is that the comments are even more retarded than the original letter
[edit] except this one, which pretty much sums up my views
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The article was very funny, but the comments are the best. Honestly I almost wet my pants with all the 'l33t sl4shd0ttaz' coming to 'the rescue'.
Honestly, where is peoples sense of humour these days!
Wit, folks. Remember you are just as dumb as our imaginary 'caring parent' if you leaped in with your critical posts.
Beautiful writing, the links were brilliant, and thanks, you dumb slashdotters for confirming your complete lack of sense, understanding, humour and brains.
Brilliant.
Hook, Line and Sinker.
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