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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...it's still on my

desk... sorry .

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Is that your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !

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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red ...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V
as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem.

A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the
mouse, it disappears !

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?

Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.

Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.

Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?

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LoL never read them before where did you find them?


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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

:lol: that's the best
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A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

lmfao.

those are so funny. :rofl:
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A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the
mouse, it disappears !
that one is the funniest thing I have ever read.:lol:
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lol. seen loads like this but never these ones. these are actually funny :P
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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...


:lol: they're amusing, especially that one :P

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Lmao!! I'm running out of time to read them all, but very funny :D
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LoL never read them before where did you find them?

Sorry buddy.. My friend email it to me...
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