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RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it)
Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ;)).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but thanks for letting me touch your breasts :refuck:"

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though :p

other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

This post was edited on 11-05-2005 at 01:08 PM by CookieRevised.
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A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Nathan on 11-05-2005 at 07:45 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by ddunk on 11-05-2005 at 07:57 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Nathan on 11-05-2005 at 07:59 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by SikStyles on 11-05-2005 at 08:00 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by ddunk on 11-05-2005 at 08:03 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Mippo on 11-05-2005 at 08:04 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Nathan on 11-05-2005 at 08:22 AM
RE: RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Juvani_D on 11-07-2005 at 12:14 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Eljay on 11-05-2005 at 08:42 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by user27089 on 11-05-2005 at 08:55 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Dan0208 on 11-05-2005 at 08:57 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by user27089 on 11-05-2005 at 09:31 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Exca on 11-05-2005 at 09:48 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by John Anderton on 11-05-2005 at 10:23 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by user27089 on 11-05-2005 at 10:39 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Fourjays on 11-05-2005 at 10:49 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by CookieRevised on 11-05-2005 at 01:07 PM
RE: RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by emit on 11-06-2005 at 04:43 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by John Anderton on 11-05-2005 at 01:10 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by CookieRevised on 11-05-2005 at 01:21 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by YottabyteWizard on 11-05-2005 at 05:18 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by evil_panda on 11-05-2005 at 05:55 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Rubber Stamp on 11-06-2005 at 09:17 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Nathan on 11-06-2005 at 10:18 AM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Sunshine on 11-06-2005 at 04:45 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by lordy on 11-06-2005 at 09:15 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by dotNorma on 11-06-2005 at 10:28 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by ~INVASION~ on 11-07-2005 at 12:25 PM
RE: RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by CookieRevised on 11-07-2005 at 02:23 PM
RE: A picture joke (which doesnt really work when you think about it) - by Pipish on 11-09-2005 at 07:06 AM


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