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Nagamasa
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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

Not true?

but some of them are rather interesting...

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Let me give you a clue.. starts with Sonic and ends with Sam. It also rhymes with sopshhahm

I think I know who you're talking about...

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Originally posted by Pinchichuv
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

I guess people can do this rather than proper exercises/sports.

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01-26-2007 12:02 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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Then why do dogs masturbate?

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01-26-2007 09:54 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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Then why do dogs masturbate?

cause they are horny.

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01-26-2007 10:23 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

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01-27-2007 01:12 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

The first few were funny. The Liverpool one is shocking, how the feck did that law happen?

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01-27-2007 03:41 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
I believe xJ + can confirm this.

They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system

i thought they did that so people don't spit it on the ground? :-/

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01-27-2007 03:42 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

i think if aliens came from another planet, they'd kill us all just for some of those stupid lwas that we've made! and who would want to lose like a million braincells everytime they hit their head against a wall just to see how many calories you burn off? i think we've broken this world...

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01-30-2007 10:09 AM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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Originally posted by Weyzza
If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
I believe xJ + can confirm this.

Yeah.
There is one more weird law now: all teenages (below the age of 16) have to be home by 2300hours. If seen by policmen in a group, they will stop those teens and will report to those teens' parents. If seen being alone, the (lazy) policemen will ignore. -.-
When it was first implemented: All teenages regardless in a group out at night (2300hours to be exact), will be stopped by policmen and will be reported to their parents. -.-

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Originally posted by Ezra

They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system

Erm, not really.

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Originally posted by ShawnZ
i thought they did that so people don't spit it on the ground?

Something like that. There were more reasons behind the banning of chewing gum.

Now the government allows import of Nicorette chewing gum that helps reduce smokers from smoking and some other kind of chewing gums, not sure which.. Whatever, banning of chewing gums is the past though. When chewing gums were totally banned, you could still see us, Singaporeans, chewing chewing gums practically everyday, we don't really care; we just have to be very careful not to get caught.

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01-30-2007 04:54 PM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

hahaha... Are these for real???

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01-31-2007 01:18 AM

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts

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Originally posted by xJ +

quote:
Originally posted by Weyzza
If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
I believe xJ + can confirm this.
Yeah.
There is one more weird law now: all teenages (below the age of 16) have to be home by 2300hours. If seen by policmen in a group, they will stop those teens and will report to those teens' parents. If seen being alone, the (lazy) policemen will ignore. -.-
When it was first implemented: All teenages regardless in a group out at night (2300hours to be exact), will be stopped by policmen and will be reported to their parents. -.-

quote:
Originally posted by Ezra

They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system
Erm, not really.

quote:
Originally posted by ShawnZ
i thought they did that so people don't spit it on the ground?
Something like that. There were more reasons behind the banning of chewing gum.

Now the government allows import of Nicorette chewing gum that helps reduce smokers from smoking and some other kind of chewing gums, not sure which.. Whatever, banning of chewing gums is the past though. When chewing gums were totally banned, you could still see us, Singaporeans, chewing chewing gums practically everyday, we don't really care; we just have to be very careful not to get caught.

that sounds crazy. Not being able to go out with your friends after 11:00 PM but able to go out alone :dodgy:

01-31-2007 02:58 AM

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