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Originally posted by EnglandBoyForLife.
i was hoping to get a reliable one to just like talk french or another language to my friends and they'd be like 'WTF?'

There isn't any auto translator that will give results that good.
In my (few) comparisions, Google and Babelfish give exactly the same results. I use Google, because the Babelfish anti-leech is too intrusive.
For some fun;
Poetry in Translation uses Googles Automatic Translation service to translate sentences from English to German, then to French and then back to German again with sometimes funny results.