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O.P. (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread
Here is one for all the "older" gents...

Ellis Rubenfeld, an man in Florida owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening Ellis decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked "

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men can still think fast.
01-24-2005 01:46 AM
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Another good one. (y) :D
01-24-2005 01:48 AM
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:rotfl: thats classic
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Great one! :D

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rofl
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thats funny, even though its all to see naked girls :dodgy:
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hahahahhaha wow that was a golden idea by the old man i think im gonna do that when im older unless we get hit by an asteroid:dodgy:
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:lol: funny story matty lol good one invasion
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:lol:...
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I am the only one that tought that it was stupid? :dodgy:
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