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O.P. Proof that the world is nuts
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England- but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and  always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)

     (Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
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01-26-2007 03:31 AM
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RE: Proof that the world is nuts
lol.
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RE: Proof that the world is nuts
Odly enough, I already knew most of them :p

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Let me give you a clue.. starts with Sonic and ends with Sam. It also rhymes with sopshhahm

I know for sure some of them are just in paper though and nobody follows them.. like the one from Bolivia and Colombia.


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O.P. RE: Proof that the world is nuts
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Originally posted by q25
Let me give you a clue.. starts with Sonic and ends with Sam 
lol he came into my mind when i read that one :P
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


Upper or lower head??
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Upper or lower head??
maybe both lol
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Originally posted by Pinchichuv
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
That's a turn on.
sick little dude :P
with her mom watching!!!!!!
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The world IS nuts!!! I'm on it ;) :P.
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RE: Proof that the world is nuts
I doubt that half of those "proofs" are true.
The only proof that the world is going nuts is, people just believe what they read and forward it to others, driving some people like me nuts.

For example:
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
I couldn't find any reliable source that confirms this so-called fact.
A result from Google pointed to this site.
I assume that the writer is Indonesian, and he tagged the post as "bogus."

A friend of mine also confirmed this.
He said he was not aware that there was such law in Indonesia.
If someone gets caught masturbation in public, he will of course be jailed, which is not different from other countries.
One law he found bizarre was, people who kiss on the lips in public places will be jailed and have to pay a fine.

The hoaxer perhaps takes advantage of the fact that Indonesia is the largest Muslim country in the world although it is not an Islamic nation.

If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
I believe xJ + can confirm this.

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RE: Proof that the world is nuts
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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
I believe xJ + can confirm this.

They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system

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